The Echidna Song

Echidnas live inside my head
It's not exactly heaven
there are quite a few of them
five or maybe seven...

Monotreme, you're just a monotreme
I'm a mammal, you're just a monotreme

Echidnas are political
and eucalyptus issues are hot
sometimes they startle passersby
by talking through my mouth when I'm not

Monotreme, you're just a monotreme
I'm a mammal you're just a monotreme

Spiny spiny spiny oh,
Spiny and delicious

Echidnas lick my private parts

Copyright 2002 by Hugh Caley