Felis Culpa

Cats and cats...

I just want to get some sleep
I want to be counting sheep
Little creatures in the night
Give my naked toes a bite

Cats and cats...

Walking with his tail held high
That's why they call him "Old One-eye"*
Darling your cats can share the bed
I think I'll just go home instead.

Copyright 2002 by Hugh Caley

* Special thanks to "The Benny Hill Show" for this silly line